Ep. 3: Deaf Man

Bob and Pug try to save CSRobinson's hearing!

Transcript

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Oh! Is it beat owned by Dr. Craig? Not anymore! What's wrong, boss? The rap mogul sold out! Thunder damages the inner ear, boss! Exactly! Does he go? He can't understand me, Pug. No, Vaughn, that's a sign of his intelligence! Wow! What does it say, boss? Where is it? Sky Riot's Tour Bell Cap. I swear it's a studio audience, boss! You're filming us! See? Always the little girl! Like we're too emotionally gulable to see the unbelievable threat to society in that commercial! How is he still walking around with a job? Basically confirmed our worst fears about a product integrated into 20 million homes! It's for the cute little puffies, boss! Oh come on, boss! We're trying our best with what tools we have to make a difference in the world! Control freaks! A lot of these kids just don't think it's a big deal. If I'm not doing anything wrong, what do I have to have? And broad brushstrops, baby. Things like volume control and auto start ignition fall in the gray area, I think. Give me liberty or give me death! Keep your pants on. Looks like the courts agree. You do? Yeah, apparently there was an iPod lawsuit in 2006 that got everyone's attention. Sounds like a control freak. His hearing wasn't even unharmed. What? What? He's a concerned citizen! That is outrageous! Well, the judge thought so too. Told the plaintiff to quit wasting the court's time to get a life. No, no, he filed a class action case on a field. You're kidding! You're kidding! Relax, the court concluded it was on the listener to control his own volume. Yeah! Freedom, boss! I said freedom! Control freaks! Get the hell out of our ears! What? Boss! So the freaks are right! They tried to save you! Now you're a deaf man! I don't believe what I'm hearing! Boss! Research shows 80 decibels for 40 hours within seven days will affect your hearing! Boss! Is it is it worth losing your hearing? So even though they lost the case, Apple joined the control freight. Turn the thunder down, boss! I didn't know they had facts on their side. Doesn't that change things, boss? Even 18 decibels over 20 seconds will damage your hearing if prolonged. Turn the thunder down, freedom boy! Anarchy! Nobody likes a bully! Nobody likes a burden on the healthcare system either! What's gonna happen if you can't hear LaVucci anymore? Or cops can't save your favorite poo-ko-poo who's lost and wintering pailing from the starting old way out! So God will take me back to get right over! Hey, okay, boss! Turn your volume down, you can take her as old goat forever itching to disrupt the social order.